This porridge is with completely inoffensive honey mixture, which shouldn’t make anyone’s wife laugh
Serves 3-4 600ml water 60g rolled oats cream to taste Honey Mixture
Bring the water to the boil in a largish pan. Sprinkle in the oats, stirring all the time. Continue to boil and stir for 5 minutes. Swirl in cream and honey mixture to taste.
People say my porridge was a rampant aphrodisiac, but I say there’s not enough love in the world.
My gentleman friend Casanunda always said my porridge was worth waking up to, although I can’t say he was a person who needed much porridge. Keeping it away from him was the difficult bit.